Quote of the day: Chavismo style

Any military personnel who receives via the Internet, text messaging or other media, electronic mail, offensive messages, criticism or analogies of different natures that are contrary to the system of government presided by our Commander in Chief, Lt. Col. Hugo Rafael Chávez Frías, must notify its contents at once to his natural commander or to the intelligence directorate of the National Army

Order issued by Venezuela’s director of intelligence, General José Cristóbal Fuentes Torres.

Yes, I know, it’s tough to imagine why the leader of a socialist paradise should fear his own military.