This is one of the few travel warnings aimed at men, not women.
Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capitalKINSHASA (Reuters) – Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft. Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.
Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo’s sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.
Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.
“You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We’ve had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten,” Kinshasa’s police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.
Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released. Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.
“It’s real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny,” said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.
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Chief Wiggum added these pithy words on 27 Apr 08 at 4:49 pmWe shouldn’t mock the Congolese for their fears about penis theft. It is well documented that in in England during the middle ages, witches turned men into newts. If you are in the market for a new penis, however, Ebay is a good place to shop.
Gollios added these pithy words on 27 Apr 08 at 5:51 pm“I woke up this morning, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time…It’s detachable, you see.” – King Missile, “Detachable Penis”
Perhaps this is the perfect opportunity to leverage some that ‘soft power’ we keep hearing about as being so effective. It’s time for the music business to do its part!
A.R.Yngve added these pithy words on 28 Apr 08 at 2:57 pmMust not… make… cheap.. joke…
AARRGH!! I CAN’T RESIST THE TEMPTATION, IT’S TOO EASY!!1) “No baby, I’m not impotent! It’s those damned penis thieves again. I swear, it was THIS big before they took it…”
2) “We have your penis. Deliver 10,000 vaginas in an unmarked bag on Pier 13 by midnight… or you’ll never see your penis again.” CLICK
3) Now, if only those penis thieves would take Robert Mugabe’s penis… no wait, that happened a long time ago.
I’m so weak….
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