Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh and husband to the Queen of Great Britain, is well-known in Britain for cracking insensitive and racist jokes during public and royal visits. The recent film The Queen portrays Philip in much the same light, with inappropriate comments on homosexuals and Zulus. Wikipedia has a nice collection of these comments (with sources) excerpted below for your amusement:

  • To a driving instructor in Scotland: “How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?”
  • To British students in China: “If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed”.
  • After accepting a gift from a Kenyan citizen: “You are a woman, aren’t you?”
  • To a British student in Papua New Guinea: “You managed not to get eaten then?”
  • To a group of deaf children standing next to a Jamaican steel drum band, “Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf.”
  • To an indigenous Australian: “Still throwing spears?”
  • When listening to a speech given by Cherie Blair, wife of Tony Blair: “you could post a letter through that mouth.”
  • To the President of Nigeria, dressed in traditional African robes: “You look like you’re ready for bed!”
  • Seeing a shoddily installed fuse box in a high-tech factory: “looks like it was put in by an Indian”.
  • On Peking: “ghastly”.
  • To an islander in the Cayman Islands: “Aren’t most of you descended from pirates?”
  • During the height of the 1981 recession: “Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.”
  • To a 13-year-old aspiring astronaut: “You could do with losing a bit of weight.”
  • On gun control: “If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?”

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It gets better – “More unusually, a visit to the Pacific island nation of Vanuatu led him to be worshipped as a divine being by members of the Yaohnanen tribe.” But you do have to wonder whether everything one reads on Wikipedia is correct….

Dr. Alfred Russel Wallace added these pithy words on 01 May 07 at 12:10 pm

Well the last one made sense.

kende added these pithy words on 01 May 07 at 7:20 pm

Curiously enough, cricket bats were banned in my elementary school. In the third grade we had a P.E. unit on international sports that included cricket, buka-ball (a S. American fusion of volleyball & soccer) and, in a hugely misguided attempt at multiculturalism, many games of capture the flag using the actual flags of African and Asian nations.

No one, it seemed, could get the hang of cricket batting and wicket keepers kept getting concussions and bloody noses so the P.E. instructor ultimately decided that we should play cricket with baseball bats using a baseball stance and pitching baseball style rather than bowling.

How silly.

Thomas added these pithy words on 01 May 07 at 8:42 pm

Depending on the tone of voice, the 1981 recession quip could just be grim sarcasm.

Michael added these pithy words on 02 May 07 at 12:18 am

I rather like the chap myself.

Rommel added these pithy words on 02 May 07 at 1:16 am

Cricket Bats were on the list of proscribed items that could not be carried onto planes in the US immediately after 9-11…

Dr. Alfred Russel Wallace added these pithy words on 03 May 07 at 2:07 am

What a character. I guess a half a century of having no job except to plug the queen makes one snarky.

Sonagi added these pithy words on 03 May 07 at 5:04 pm

The bit about him being worshipped as a god is true. The Yaohnanen’s reasoning is that he is married to a queen but isn’t a king and, since their view is that a man must be more powerful than a woman and Prince Philip isn’t a king, then he must logically be something even more powerful than that: a god.

Paul J added these pithy words on 04 May 07 at 10:22 am

This all makes me like him.

Those are not the comments of a man who is stupid. They are the comments of a man who does not give a rats ass what anyone thinks. And that is always appealing.

Perhaps I’ll erect a Yaohnanen-style shrine to him, and burn incense, or perform the traditional ritual dance, or chant the forty stanzas of the epic poem the Yaohnanens have made up about him, assuming they have done such a thing.

Lexington Green added these pithy words on 05 May 07 at 6:46 am
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