Via Joe comes a heads up to the Head of State Blog, with one post that I found particularly interesting:
Presently, there are four men who all claim to be the king of France.
Henri the Seventh (born 1933) is the heir to the Capet family, them being the ones who got their heads chopped off during the revolution. He was born in Belgium, but moved to France in the 1950’s after the French government abolished a law that had previously banned members of the exiled royal family from returning to the country. He’s not particularly high-profile, but people generally know who he is, and the French tabloids enjoy covering the antics of his dysfunctional family. He tried to get elected to the European parliament in 2004 but failed.
Louis the Twentieth (born 1974) is the rival claimant to the Capet dynasty. His side of the family claims that he is more legitimate than Henri the 7th for reasons which are too complicated and boring to get into here. He was born in Spain and now lives in Venezuela with his Latino bride. Sometimes he visits France. He’s a cousin of the present King of Spain, but the Spanish royal family officially shuns him.
Napoleon the Eighth (born 1950) is the eighth successive Napoleon. Formally, he is Napoleon the first’s great-great-great nephew. Politically, he is the most successful of the pretend-kings of France. He once served on a city council and is now trying to get elected to the French parliament.
Carlo Alessandro (1952) is an Italian man distantly related to Napoleon the first. The reason why he’s Italian is because the Bonaparte family produced a lot of female heirs in the late 20th Century and they all married foreigners [CURZON: not to mention that Napoleon himself was Italian to begin with]. The family of Napoleon VIII doesn’t allow females to assume the “throne,” but this side does, hence the conflict today. According to Regnal Chronologies, Carlo’s aristocratic Italian family is most famous for the fact that they “once ran the post office of the Holy Roman Empire.”

Comments to this entry
Consul-At-Arms
January 23, 2007
9:35 am
"But I really am Napoleon!"
Scott
January 23, 2007
3:59 pm
Scott
Chief Wiggum
January 23, 2007
4:35 pm
_"Bilgewater, kin I trust you?" says the old man, still sort of sobbing._
_"To the bitter death!" He took the old man by the hand and squeezed it, and says, "That secret of your being: speak!"_
_"Bilgewater, I am the late Dauphin!"_
_You bet you, Jim and me stared this time. Then the duke says: "You are what?"_
_"Yes, my friend, it is too true--your eyes is lookin' at this very moment
on the pore disappeared Dauphin, Looy the Seventeen, son of Looy the
Sixteen and Marry Antonette."_
_"You! At your age! No! You mean you're the late Charlemagne; you must be six or seven hundred years old, at the very least."_
_"Trouble has done it, Bilgewater, trouble has done it; trouble has brung these gray hairs and this premature balditude. Yes, gentlemen, you see before you, in blue jeans and misery, the wanderin', exiled, trampled-on, and sufferin' rightful King of France."_
It's unclear where the line went after this, although there is some evidence it merged with the Kerry family.
dda
January 23, 2007
6:25 pm
Nope. Napoléon was born in 1769, and Corsica is French since May 15, 1768 [except for Pascal Paoli and his fellow independantists]. At any rate, Corsica doesn't belong to Genoa/Italy since that date
Dan tdaxp
January 23, 2007
10:04 pm
I'd fell way more comfortable with Louis XX if he lived in Venezuela with his Latina bride.
lirelou
January 23, 2007
11:10 pm
dda. But, of course, Napoleon's parents were independentistas, and followers of Paoli, which makes the career of Napoleon "fils" all that more remarkable. Culturally, of course, Corsica is Italian, and its insular nature helps keep it that way. In New England, where some families of Corsican origin immigrated down from Canada or from France, they were identified as "Italian" by both the Italian-American and Anglohpone communities, but I noted that they initially lived within the Canadian community, always gave their children "French" first names (William, Henry, Marie, etc, instead of Guido, Anthony, Maria, etc), and got interred in the "French" cemeteries.
Curzon
January 24, 2007
12:10 am
So Corsica may have been technically under French rule, but it remained culturally and linguistically Italian. So that there are Italian Napoleons probably has little to do with the fact that Napoleon's relatives "married foreigners."
dda
January 24, 2007
12:34 am
Buonaparte spoke with what sounded to mainlanders who'd never set foot on the island as Eye-talian "“ but it was really a Corsican accent. And as for not being able to spell [and, supposing, which I am not, that there was a unified spelling in French back then], I'll point to the blogosphere. My English is probably better spelled than that of most native bloggers...
Plus, as lirelou, our very own encyclopedia on things military and French, mentioned, The Small Corporal's family was independentist "“ so telling them they were Italians would have got you more gunfire...
Also, if you gonna start quoting Wikipedia, on such a subject, quote the French one ;-)
Dr. Alfred Russel Wallace
January 24, 2007
1:41 am
lirelou
January 24, 2007
4:53 am
dda, ouch! (blood dripping from small saber cut) Serves me right for subscribing to "Historia" all these years.
Curzon
January 24, 2007
6:50 am
Dan tdaxp
January 24, 2007
12:41 pm
Really?
I recall (Robespierre?) complaining that southern French spoke Italian, and that Italian was the language of counter-Revolution.
Curzon
January 24, 2007
2:58 pm
Nick
January 25, 2007
10:44 pm