Canadian troops are having a hard time dealing with the environment in Afghanistan — almost impenetrable forests of 10-foot high marijuana plants — reports Reuters:
General Rick Hillier, chief of the Canadian defense staff, said on Thursday that Taliban fighters were using the forests as cover. In response, the crew of at least one armored car had camouflaged their vehicle with marijuana. “The challenge is that marijuana plants absorb energy, heat very readily. It’s very difficult to penetrate with thermal devices … and as a result you really have to be careful that the Taliban don’t dodge in and out of those marijuana forests,” he said in a speech in Ottawa.
Disrupting thermo? I bet the RMA folks didn’t see that one coming. Of course, we could just go Vietnam-style on them and burn everything to the ground but:
“A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those (forests) did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action,” Hillier said dryly.
Maybe the Canadian Forces could use that in the next recruiting campaign?
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Gollios added these pithy words on 13 Oct 06 at 2:40 amI’m trying to imagine ‘Full Metal Jacket’ with Cheech Marin instead of R. Lee Ermey as the drill instructor.
That might tend to attract more ‘peace activists’ than soldiers.
However, if vehicles were being camouflaged with 10 foot high tins of beer, it would be a different story.
Joe added these pithy words on 13 Oct 06 at 5:18 amI think the commenters at Digg have already come up with just about every joke possible for this one.
Alfred Russel Wallace added these pithy words on 13 Oct 06 at 8:16 pmCanadians do seem to have a very dry sense of humor… hats off to General Rick!!
R. Elgin added these pithy words on 15 Oct 06 at 5:51 amActually, this senario reminds me more of a William S. Burroghs novel; just add nakid guys, hand-to-hand combat and psychotic episodes. Weird . . .
I wonder if there is a safe herbicide that could be used. Probably not.
