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May 20th, 2006

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Father of Caligula

Recently, a reader has joined the Coming Anarchy commenting community using the alias Germanicus. As we have an appreciation for anonymous internet authors using the names of underappreciated historical figures, here’s the biography of “Caesar Germanicus.”

Caesar Claudianus Germanicus was the favorite adopted grandson of the Emperor Augustus, brought into the Julian line by marriage. Germanicus quickly proved himself a capable military general, leading successful campaigns in Dalmatia and Germania (he took the name Germanicus after putting down the German tribes east of the Rhine River after the massacre of the Roman legions in the Battle of the Teutoburg Forest).

When the Emperor Augustus died in 14 AD and the unpopular Tiberius became Emperor, the legions in Germania rioted and demanded that Germanicus lead the Empire. He refused, honoring Augustus’ wishes, and ending the mutiny with a mere speech to the troops (he may at heart have been a republican opposed to the new quasi-imperial system). The exact details of his relationship with Emperor Tiberius are unclear, but he was thereafter sent to Asia in 18 AD for more military campaigns in which he defeated the kingdoms of Cappadocia and Commagena, annexing them for Rome. He died in Syria the following year at the tender age of 34.

His death was surrounded with suspicion and were followed by riots in Rome. Many believed he was poisoned, perhaps on orders of the Emperor. The event surrounding his mysterious death are addressed in the book/TV series I, Claudius, which portrays the Julio-Claudian dynasty as prone to fratricide, and suggesting that it was not Tiberius but another ambitious member of his family to bring about his early death. Another issue addressed by the characters of the I, Claudius series is how someone as noble as Germanicus could have fathered the next Emperor, the monster Caligula.

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germanicus
May 20, 2006
4:33 pm
Thank you for the kind words re: my namesake. His son , Caligula, got that name from the soldiers in Germanicus' legions. As a child he had a soldier's suit like some kids today and his nickname drerived from the sandal-like boot the legionaires wore. Caligula's nickname actually meant "Little Boot." On another matter re Caligula [actual name Gaius] he was truly horrible and mad but one act of his wasn't so bad: making his horse a member of the Roman Senate. Given the number of asses currently serving in the US Senate, perhaps the addition of Caligula's horse might improve it. Or better yet, instead of Caligula's horse, how about the Kentucky Derby winner--or the Preakness, and Belomont winner? WotWot!
Kirk H. Sowell
May 20, 2006
5:52 pm
Do you remember William F. Buckley's joke about the Horse's Ass Committee? It was a referece to former Senator Wicker. WFB said the main purpose of the committee was to gather statements and other materials in order to prove that Wicker was the biggest one in the Senate. Maybe we ought to bring that back. There would be a lot of competition.
Chirol
May 20, 2006
9:45 pm
Speaking of which, who's seen Caligula?
Curzon
May 20, 2006
10:47 pm
Eeeeeeewww. That movie was awful.