Abu Dan is spotted by Coming Anarchy’s intelligence unit.
The Royal Counterterrorism team pulls Chirol from his jungle training to hunt and kill Abu Dan.
After tracking down the wannabe mujahid, Sir Chirol engages the enemy in battle.
With success certain from the beginning, Sir Chirol captures Abu Dan and imprisons him in the hopes of gaining information, a recantation and to introduce Abu Dan to Abu Graib.
After minutes of interrogation, the stench from Abu Dan’s soiled jalaba begins to bother Sir Chirol who “takes him out for a walk.”
But even after leaving this earthly existence for a higher one, Allah doesn’t want Abu Dan either!