Comments on: My favourite Onion http://cominganarchy.com/2005/12/17/my-favourite-onion/ Speak Victorian, Think Pagan Mon, 22 Mar 2010 02:04:45 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Gollios http://cominganarchy.com/2005/12/17/my-favourite-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-56625 Gollios Fri, 23 Dec 2005 14:56:14 +0000 http://www.cominganarchy.com/?p=1503#comment-56625 1. "HOLY FU*KING SHIT! MAN WALKS ON FU*KING MOON!" 2. "Communist Student has Capitalist Parents." 3. "Clinton threatens to Drop Da Bomb on Iraq" (That would be George, not Bill) 1. “HOLY FU*KING SHIT! MAN WALKS ON FU*KING MOON!”

2. “Communist Student has Capitalist Parents.”

3. “Clinton threatens to Drop Da Bomb on Iraq” (That would be George, not Bill)

]]> By: Daehanmigug http://cominganarchy.com/2005/12/17/my-favourite-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-56578 Daehanmigug Fri, 23 Dec 2005 06:31:33 +0000 http://www.cominganarchy.com/?p=1503#comment-56578 Why Can't I Sell Any Of These Fucking Bibles? Why Can’t I Sell Any Of These Fucking Bibles?

]]> By: Hunter http://cominganarchy.com/2005/12/17/my-favourite-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-55839 Hunter Mon, 19 Dec 2005 23:27:59 +0000 http://www.cominganarchy.com/?p=1503#comment-55839 i'll have to go with vidalia ;) i’ll have to go with vidalia

;)

]]> By: J.Kende http://cominganarchy.com/2005/12/17/my-favourite-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-55650 J.Kende Sun, 18 Dec 2005 23:31:37 +0000 http://www.cominganarchy.com/?p=1503#comment-55650 Maybe the joke makes more sense in Hebrew, since it's actually don't _murder_. Maybe the joke makes more sense in Hebrew, since it’s actually don’t murder.

]]> By: Grendel http://cominganarchy.com/2005/12/17/my-favourite-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-55649 Grendel Sun, 18 Dec 2005 23:17:57 +0000 http://www.cominganarchy.com/?p=1503#comment-55649 how did I leave that out of my first comment? ;-) find of the day: "God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule" http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28151 <i>"I guess I figured I'd left no real room for confusion after putting it in a four-word sentence with one-syllable words, on the tablets I gave to Moses. How much more clear can I get?"</i> how did I leave that out of my first comment? ;-)

find of the day: “God Angrily Clarifies ‘Don’t Kill’ Rule”
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28151

“I guess I figured I’d left no real room for confusion after putting it in a four-word sentence with one-syllable words, on the tablets I gave to Moses. How much more clear can I get?”

]]> By: Grendel http://cominganarchy.com/2005/12/17/my-favourite-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-55648 Grendel Sun, 18 Dec 2005 23:00:59 +0000 http://www.cominganarchy.com/?p=1503#comment-55648 priceless:-) priceless:-)

]]> By: Saru http://cominganarchy.com/2005/12/17/my-favourite-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-55630 Saru Sun, 18 Dec 2005 19:43:56 +0000 http://www.cominganarchy.com/?p=1503#comment-55630 That's a tough one. Top three: 3) "Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People" (The artist's rendering is classic) 2) "Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs; 'Oh, Shit,' Says Humanity" _I believe I speak for the entire human race when I say, 'Holy fuck,'" said Oceanographic Institute director Dr. James Aoki, noting that the dolphin has a cranial capacity 40 percent greater than that of humans. "That's it for us monkeys._ 1) "Marxists' Apartment A Microcosm Of Why Marxism Doesn't Work" This is the best Onion story EVER! That’s a tough one.

Top three:

3) “Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People”

(The artist’s rendering is classic)

2) “Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs; ‘Oh, Shit,’ Says Humanity”

I believe I speak for the entire human race when I say, ‘Holy fuck,’” said Oceanographic Institute director Dr. James Aoki, noting that the dolphin has a cranial capacity 40 percent greater than that of humans. “That’s it for us monkeys.

1) “Marxists’ Apartment A Microcosm Of Why Marxism Doesn’t Work”

This is the best Onion story EVER!

]]> By: Curzon http://cominganarchy.com/2005/12/17/my-favourite-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-55504 Curzon Sun, 18 Dec 2005 15:30:59 +0000 http://www.cominganarchy.com/?p=1503#comment-55504 Kushibo: that is HILARIOUS. My favorites: Point: "Homeless people want a hand up, not a hand out." Counterpoint: "I want a handout!" Point: "European men are so sophisticated!" Counterpoint: "American women are so easy!" Kushibo: that is HILARIOUS.

My favorites:

Point: “Homeless people want a hand up, not a hand out.”
Counterpoint: “I want a handout!”

Point: “European men are so sophisticated!”
Counterpoint: “American women are so easy!”

]]> By: Mike http://cominganarchy.com/2005/12/17/my-favourite-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-55501 Mike Sun, 18 Dec 2005 15:10:50 +0000 http://www.cominganarchy.com/?p=1503#comment-55501 "Cloned Cat Neutered" “Cloned Cat Neutered”

]]> By: Kushibo http://cominganarchy.com/2005/12/17/my-favourite-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-55451 Kushibo Sun, 18 Dec 2005 06:40:48 +0000 http://www.cominganarchy.com/?p=1503#comment-55451 My favorite was <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28484" rel="nofollow">God diagnosed with bipolar disorder</a>. It really helped bring perspective to the Almighty punishing the homosexuals in San Francisco, the gamblers in Las Vegas, and the jazz enthusiasts in New Orleans by destroying Manhattan. My favorite was God diagnosed with bipolar disorder. It really helped bring perspective to the Almighty punishing the homosexuals in San Francisco, the gamblers in Las Vegas, and the jazz enthusiasts in New Orleans by destroying Manhattan.

]]> By: Jing http://cominganarchy.com/2005/12/17/my-favourite-onion/comment-page-1/#comment-55377 Jing Sat, 17 Dec 2005 23:17:02 +0000 http://www.cominganarchy.com/?p=1503#comment-55377 God Answers Crippled Boy's Prayer. "'No," Says God. A classic. God Answers Crippled Boy’s Prayer. “‘No,” Says God.

A classic.

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