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This article in the Khaleej Times is a classic expose of the alcohol trade amongst the Third World guests in Saudi Arabia. Entitled “Saudis shocked at discovery of wine factories”, (which is like “Kansas shocked at discovery of cornfields” or “French shocked at discovery of vineyards”), it makes for fascinating reading:
Saudi society continues to refuse to admit alcohol use is rife in the country, with the authorities arguing that those who engage in the illegal activity aim to spread evil without realising that large amounts of alcoholic drinks are due to local demands.
Shocked? Flabbergasted! We’d never have imagined it!
The report said that further searches of the property provided details of how large quantities of wine were being produced, using heavy machinery to process the grapes, rat carcasses to accelerate the fermentation process as well as sewage water and several banned chemicals.
Let’s hope that the rat had been hung and aged for a long time; there’s nothing more guaranteed to spoil a good vintage than an immature rat. Same principle with the sewage.

Comments to this entry
maskull
September 22, 2005
3:35 pm
And thanks, Curzon for this "See your Reply" thingee. Beats an editor. I'm with Dan on God Woot.
Alfred Russel Wallace
September 22, 2005
3:41 pm
Chief Wiggum
September 22, 2005
4:16 pm
Adamu
September 22, 2005
6:46 pm
To compare this with the fact that it's perfectly legal (if a bit ossan-ish) to drink beer on the street any time in Japan makes me eternally glad that I chose Japan to be fixated on.
maskull
September 22, 2005
10:34 pm
Just as mezcal cognoscenti differentiate between red & white worms (according to whether they live in the heart of the plant are only on its roots) ... Beaujolais rats could be domestic lab raised. Caught in the wild (more expensive, subtly flavored). And most desirable, unborn rat - cut from mother's womb. Single unborns or in magnums & up - entire litters, sometimes including Mamma Rat.
Sparkling, effervescent rat beaujolais. It could catch on.
Dr. Alfred Russel Wallace
September 23, 2005
1:49 am
radi
October 18, 2005
4:36 am
In saudia arabia its easy to get alcohol if you can afford it, its just expensive thats why so many labourers try to use such methods to produce wine