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September 22nd, 2005

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Light Water in North Korea, Heavy Booze in Saudi Arabia

First order of business: Gaijin Biker has figured out how to solve our North Korean problem!

Next: guest post by commenter Lane. Begin:

This article in the Khaleej Times is a classic expose of the alcohol trade amongst the Third World guests in Saudi Arabia. Entitled “Saudis shocked at discovery of wine factories”, (which is like “Kansas shocked at discovery of cornfields” or “French shocked at discovery of vineyards”), it makes for fascinating reading:

Saudi society continues to refuse to admit alcohol use is rife in the country, with the authorities arguing that those who engage in the illegal activity aim to spread evil without realising that large amounts of alcoholic drinks are due to local demands.

Shocked? Flabbergasted! We’d never have imagined it!

The report said that further searches of the property provided details of how large quantities of wine were being produced, using heavy machinery to process the grapes, rat carcasses to accelerate the fermentation process as well as sewage water and several banned chemicals.

Let’s hope that the rat had been hung and aged for a long time; there’s nothing more guaranteed to spoil a good vintage than an immature rat. Same principle with the sewage.

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maskull
September 22, 2005
3:35 pm
A friend of my worked in Bahrain for years and lived there with his family. The stuff they had to go through to take Holy Communion was really something. Disguised priest. Smuggled host. She was raised Catholic, he converted. I was impressed, as they had children. Under the gun. A real religion.

And thanks, Curzon for this "See your Reply" thingee. Beats an editor. I'm with Dan on God Woot.
Alfred Russel Wallace
September 22, 2005
3:41 pm
What every country needs - a Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice.... The US seems to have toyed with the idea under President Reagan with Edwin Meese as Attorney General - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edwin_Meese
Chief Wiggum
September 22, 2005
4:16 pm
Does the wine carry a Monty Python label? Do they offer any without so much rat in it?
Adamu
September 22, 2005
6:46 pm
Well there's no doubt that the wine will get you fucked up, if by fucked up you mean contracting the goddamn plague!

To compare this with the fact that it's perfectly legal (if a bit ossan-ish) to drink beer on the street any time in Japan makes me eternally glad that I chose Japan to be fixated on.
maskull
September 22, 2005
10:34 pm
Both pear-in-the-bottle-brandy and agave-worm-in the-bottle-mezcal go for major dollars. Surely there is a market for rat-in-the-bottle-beaujolais as well??

Just as mezcal cognoscenti differentiate between red & white worms (according to whether they live in the heart of the plant are only on its roots) ... Beaujolais rats could be domestic lab raised. Caught in the wild (more expensive, subtly flavored). And most desirable, unborn rat - cut from mother's womb. Single unborns or in magnums & up - entire litters, sometimes including Mamma Rat.

Sparkling, effervescent rat beaujolais. It could catch on.
Dr. Alfred Russel Wallace
September 23, 2005
1:49 am
Chief Wiggum: There is a Monty Python Holy Grail Ale - tempered over burning witches..... http://www.blacksheepbrewery.com/beers/bottled.cfm
radi
October 18, 2005
4:36 am
LOL Well trust me they have have the finest Scottish J&Bs and Black Labels, the tastiest bordeauxs and the nastiest Smirnoff Vodkas. Its really multicultural. :)

In saudia arabia its easy to get alcohol if you can afford it, its just expensive thats why so many labourers try to use such methods to produce wine