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September 8th, 2005

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New Orleans: Choose your own adventure!

Thanks Joe.

You get in the boat and start paddling down to where the rescuers are setting up a center to distribute food and water. As you are paddling, you see another boat coming with some white senior citizens that had been displaced from the old folks home.

“Please, help us,” the old people say. “We need to get to a hospital so we can get heart medication.”

Do you…

-Leave them alone?

-Hijack their boat so you can carry more loot?

Hurricane Katrina: Choose Your Own Adventure!

The endings are great. Get killed by crack addicts; get hit by a rescue bus; drown; drown in pooh; get lynched by the KKK; get eaten by alligators… or team up with the Reverend Al Sharpton and become the latest political hero! Which future will be yours? Choose your own adventure!

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shakuhachi
September 8, 2005
5:56 am
hahaha thats funny!
Sam_S
September 8, 2005
9:54 am
Oh, man, that was AWFUl. Awful, I tell ya. I'm starting to worry about you guys.
Simon World
September 8, 2005
10:27 am
Daily linklets 8th September

Harry Hutton is teaching in Columbia, which might explain his recent roll. Check out his report on multiculturalisms' latest success. Dave points out what should be an interesting talk on September 22nd: What the World's newest Disneyland tell us ab...
Matt
September 8, 2005
3:09 pm
Sick.
maskull
September 9, 2005
12:52 am
This is some Killer Komedy.
Dan tdaxp
September 9, 2005
12:56 am
A good dramatization on what happens when you remove both the family structure and imposed security from a population
DeadPen
September 9, 2005
3:01 pm
Good God...

And I thought the Star Wars kiddy ones were fun.
futuremongolian
September 9, 2005
6:58 pm
pretty pathetic. This site is a total disgrace to Kaplan.
zegan
September 9, 2005
8:06 pm
EXCELLENT POST!!
cowlick
September 9, 2005
8:43 pm
A crutch on one side called Kaplan, a crutch on the other called Curzon, suspending a white-trash website with no leg to hop on except, predictably, racism. You think a backwards wingnut like you is fit to comment on, much less participate in, international politics? Laughable.
J. Kende
September 9, 2005
8:46 pm
Hmm... white trash you say. So would those of us who are racial mutts count only as tokens in your book?
Curzon
September 9, 2005
9:00 pm
Cowlick -- what makes you think I'm "white"?
cowlick
September 9, 2005
11:33 pm
Kende: Those of you who refer to yourselves as "racial mutts" would register in my book as "people who apply to themselves a description usually reserved for canines." I would encourage such people to recognize that people living in the world today are much more similar to one another than they are similar to their ancestory; meaning, because "pure breed" has no validity as the guarantor of a certain "ethos," it can't serve as a standard: it can't serve as a white against which the "racial mutt" shows up as tinted. "Racial mutt" is, therefore, meaningless, so stop hating yourself.

Curzon: What makes you think I called you "white"? What I said was "white-trash website." As a matter of fact, what I called you was "backwards wingnut." Are you saying you see some kind of necessary connection between the two?
J. Kende
September 10, 2005
1:55 am
Fancy yourself an authority on the use of language, do you? Ever think maybe your usage of these terms isn't universal, and your chosen interpretation shows more of your own biases than of anything you presume to see in others?

I have no hatred for myself. Only disdain for someone like you shouting racism when confroted with views differing from your own... Views of ours which are not inherently racist in the least.

You first toss out terms like white trash _website_ to describe the views posted here (and most would assume those who are posting those views). Then you get into parsing the linguistics of the use of racially associated terms of any sort, instead of actually backing real views of your own. You lecture us on using racial terms at all, while using them yourself as a placeholder for your own absent and likely impotent arguments. Brilliant.

What you did was come onto this site to troll, yelling racism to people who are diverse and from my experience not at all racist. Your contributions above are indicative of nothing more than your own bigotry and nastiness. I can't speak for anyone else here, but I personally see a connection between you rushing in to call people "backwards wingnuts" without any substantiation and your own ignorance.
Mutantfrog
September 10, 2005
5:41 am
"Cowlick"”?what makes you think I'm "white"Â??"

Certainly the guy in these photos is pretty white.

I read Cowlick's comments three times, but I don't even understand what the hell he's talking about.
Curzon
September 10, 2005
7:18 am
Back in my university teaching days, I recall some graffiti in the toilet stall of the building where I used to lecture...

"WHITE REPUBLICANS SUCK"

... and underneath it, in different handwriting:

"black republicans suck too"
maskull
September 10, 2005
6:23 pm
A backwards wingnut would correct a tendency to loosen because of rotational vibration present in certain conditions.

Then there's Corkscrew Pete: The only man in the world with a corkscrew prick. His whole long life was one long hunt, to find the woman with the corkscrew cunt. He found her at last, then fell down dead ... the goddam thing had a left hand thread!

For more creative race-baiting, interested parties should read the title essay in Thomas Sowell's recent book: Black Rednecks and White Liberals. Sowell believes redneckism came over from Scotland and certain parts of England, took root in the South ... and now has spread throughout black culture. He draws particular parallels to gangsta concept of disrespect as a cause for instant mayhem.
J. Kende
September 10, 2005
7:51 pm
"A backwards wingnut would correct a tendency to loosen because of rotational vibration present in certain conditions.

Then there's Corkscrew Pete: The only man in the world with a corkscrew prick. His whole long life was one long hunt, to find the woman with the corkscrew cunt. He found her at last, then fell down dead "¦ the goddam thing had a left hand thread!"

Well... ok then...

Can't really top that.
Troutsky
September 10, 2005
8:08 pm
Suppose you are in the same boat and you see an old black couple paddling your way looking for heart medication. What would you do?

A. tell a real funny joke, but with no prejudice
B.Give them the wrong directions to the Superdome, but without prejudice
C Forget they exist
J. Kende
September 10, 2005
9:00 pm
D. Help them!

What the fuck is with all these racists coming here and accusing everyone else of racism?
Curzon
September 10, 2005
11:08 pm
Amen J. Kende.