To Damascus

Assalamu Alaiykum,

My duties for her majesty require that I be temporarily reassigned to Syria. Therefore, my writings here will be less frequent over the next month during my assignment in Damascus. However, fear not. I will, at times, be providing readers with updates on the latest state of affairs. I’m rather disappointed that no sooner than I have internet at home again and am able to return to my old blogging level, that I’ll be again posting less frequently. But my amazing undercover work should provide fantastic content.

In case you are wondering what type of tactics I’ll use to get the real scoop and go undercover, here is one.

Rebel 1: [two rebels approach] We are Bashir rebels from the country of Somalia. Who are you?

Chirol: My.. name is Hakmed. I’m a terrorist. Anybody… know of any terrorist attacks coming up soon? [the place falls silent and everyone looks at him. Three Muslims rise from a table and make their way to him]

For a few blogs and news on Syria, check out:

Syria Comment
Syria Comment PLUS
Syria Exposed

Next post will be from Damascus.