Although heady with victory last night, aides and supporters noticed some stunning changes in the physical appearance and behavior of Prime Minsiter Tony Blair. His movie star good looks had become haggard, his eyes baggy, and his hair frazzeled. To those who knew him, it was obvious that his face had been disfigured.
Allegations that Blair has been poisoned by Dioxin are just coming out — stay tuned for more right here at ComingAnarchy.com
About Curzon
Lord George Nathaniel Curzon (1859 - 1925) entered the British House of Commons as a Conservative MP in 1886, where he served as undersecretary of India and Foreign Affairs. He was appointed Viceroy of India at the turn of the 20th century where he delineated the North West Frontier Province,
ordered a military expedition to Tibet, and unsuccessfully tried to partition the province of Bengal during his six-year tenure. Curzon served as Leader of the House of Lords in Prime Minister Lloyd George's War Cabinet and became Foreign Secretary in January 1919, where his most famous act was
the drawing of the Curzon Line between a new Polish state and Russia. His publications include
Russia in Central Asia (1889) and
Persia and the Persian Question (1892).
In real life, "Curzon" is a US citizen from the East Coast who has been a financial analyst, freelance translator, and university professor; he is currently on assignment in Tokyo.
Blair has been poised with power! Either that, or maybe he doesn’t get much sleep since Her Majesty wakes him up at ungodly hours for inappropriate conversation.
Those brits, what a jolly bunch!
He looks like something was rammed up his nether region in the second shot. Maybe an alien anal probe or something like that.
He just looks BUSHED.
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Tony Tony Tony. How your face will forever be burned on the retina of the Western World. But which face will be remembered? The youthful, shining beacon of New Labour, Brit-Pop-Britain? or the souless, shagged out droopy-esque frown of The West’s recent right-of-the-centre terror campaigns?
Tony wanted to leave a legacy for future generations to remember him by, and now that he can scare young children simply by looking at them he might have reached his political goal.
Here’s to Tony ‘The Tiger’ Blair!
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